About This Diva
Just me!
This is me.
I’ll figure out what needs to go here soon……… tee hee!
In the mean time I hope you enjoy these little stories of my crazy life.
Update……. I am sorry if the writings have dwindled a bit I am writing “the book” which has been bouncing around my head for 15 years. Please bare with me while I finish it up. And yes, I am so enjoying writing it. It is finally coming to life!
All the best to you,
R
P.S. These are my original works, please understand copyright priviledges apply. Be proper and kind and use citations.
so this is the site of your ramblings? interesting
So these are the musings of a Diva? I will have to give the black koolaid a try at the fire station. Although my favorite is the one about how you got here…
How to build a better mouse trap…Thank you for a good laugh and smile, my favorite so far. So how about that gate with two inches of clearance?
Fireman Joe
The story about the gates is coming soon! Just let me tell you I am a kick ass driver thanks to breakaway mirrors!
Nice website.
As one who has been through the wringer more than once in past history (2x loser) I found your many quips, muses, and some ramblings taking me from solemn reckonings to fits of boisterous buffoonery. Keep up the good work and always remember this “Normal” is only a setting on the dryer.
I thought I would say hello. I hope all is going well for you. And I do enjoy your writings.
My dryer has a “normal” setting. It was also has a “more dry” and “less dry” setting. Hello,the clothes came out of the washing machine. Now, I am supposed to gauge the degree of water in the clothes? “Less dry” means that the clothes are wetter than “more dry”.
This is a Maytag stackable washer and dryer. I am sure that they had numerous meetings on this machine and the best that they could come up with is “more dry” and “less dry”?
I got caught in the rain an hour ago and now I am “more dry” because before I was “less dry”. It just doesn’t work in any sentence.
Looking forward to getting together with the “dysfunctional diva” for martinis. P.S. Love your website… Tiffany
That may be a kind of a blonde thing Rchel-smile.
We miss you R!
Funny…you don’t LOOK disfunctional !?!?…(o_~)…
Jus got started through some of the stories……hilarious, oooops i dont know if they’re suppose to be. Probably at the time it wasn’t funny, but i know there are alot of things in every day life, if we can add humor to it, life would be a dream..
Hi Rachel
You are funny and your stories are great!! The bunny eating etiquette is over the top but you know me I would just dive in and have it all over my face ha ha .
I wouldn’t call you disfunctional at all.
Okay, Rachel…. but only because you asked… and I really didn’t know where to post it… so here it is on the front page.
Midnight Ramble
If Horton a Who he heard, he said,
And Curious George did find,
If Owl and Pussycat went to sea
Which pill would Alice Mind?
But Mother Hubbard, bare cupboard and all
Gave not a tinker’s dam
While laughing dogs and jumping cows
Ate green eggs with Sam, I am.
That Dumpty Egg still cracked all round
With Eeyore stayed till now
And try with eagle eyes to see
The longed for Purple Cow.
These little ditties tried and true
Give pause for one to see.
Madhatter’s tea and rabbit hole
Mean not a fig to me.
P.S. … do we get to start a place for Limricks and other non-PC stuff… lmao
Monte
Thank you Monte.
Now get your butt back to that pen and paper and write more!
Tee hee!